besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via bewareofattackmusician)

hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.
hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy! It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.

hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

Stacey: “Why not?”

Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy!
It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.

(via stophatingyourbody)

pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.
pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.

pixiedom:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.

(via misspixnmix)

michaelmidnight:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

cuuuute

michaelmidnight:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

cuuuute

(via alphamael)

lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

image

Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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(via lord-voldemorts-nipple)

  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

heckme:

when he cums inside the butt by “accident”

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(via alphamael)

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it
lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

(via licoricelilly)

“[…] There must always be the human voice. For if music is the one art to which all others aspire, the human voice is the instrument all others seek to imitate (that includes trombones, maracas, piccolos, kettledrums, pianos, tin cans, and electronic belches.) Therefore those composers who today treat the voice as a “mechanical” instrument are exercising as vain a contradiction as that practiced by women who now tease their real hair so that it will resemble the wigs they can’t afford.”
— in Ned Rorem’s last diary — Nov 18th, 1963 (via fachyeahoperasingers)

List of Harry Potter Spells

  • Accio: Brings an object to you
  • Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
  • Alohomora: Opens locks
  • Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
  • Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
  • Avifors: Turns things into birds
  • Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
  • Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
  • Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
  • Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
  • Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
  • Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
  • Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
  • Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
  • Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
  • Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
  • Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
  • Duro: Turns an item to stone.
  • Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
  • Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
  • Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
  • Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
  • Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
  • Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
  • Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
  • Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
  • Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
  • Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
  • Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
  • Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
  • Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
  • Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
  • Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
  • Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
  • Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
  • Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
  • Impervius: Repels water from a surface
  • Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
  • Incendio: Lights a fire
  • Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
  • Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
  • Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
  • Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
  • Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
  • Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
  • Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
  • Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
  • Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
  • Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
  • Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
  • Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
  • Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
  • Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
  • Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
  • Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
  • Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
  • Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
  • Reducio: Shrinks an item
  • Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
  • Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
  • Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
  • Reparo: Repairs broken items
  • Repello: Repels something
  • Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
  • Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
  • Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
  • Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
  • Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
  • Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
  • Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
  • Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
  • Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
  • Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
  • Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
  • Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
  • Tergeo: Scours something clean
  • Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
  • Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all
unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all

unfboy:

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

No I’m not I’m crying at all

(via bewareofattackmusician)